Both of those sound alarmingly possible! But let's try not to jinx it, shall we?

[He has a feeling it'll be worse than both of those ideas, now that he thinks of it. Aren't they due for another one of those "games" by now? Though then again, they did let the other winter holidays pass by normally, save for the room mix-ups... But no, Valentine's Day is a couple's holiday. Plus they celebrated it last year! Triple ugh.

At least Obikawa's reaction to the fake marriage thing serves as a distraction.]

You missed out on your honeymoon?

[Excuse his disbelief. He barely knows this guy, but Mr. Janitor sure didn't strike him as a married man!]

Does that mean your spouse is here with you? If so, how's that been working out?