I don't really celebrate, I've got no clue how they could ruin a couple days of our life here. Maybe spike some chocolate? Shower us in aphrodisiac roses?

[ That'd be too simple... Instead they get ugly babies. ]

What? Are you serious? [ He raises his voice -- not anger, but something akin to envy, whining. ] Why wasn't I here for that? I'd deserve it after having my honeymoon completely fucked over!