[ There's just so much bad porn in this place. It's hilarious.

But Obikawa sinks into the plush couch, the tips of his ears tingling as the music begins to play. The aliens are still painted with obnoxious colors but there's at least the interesting enough story -- plus they don't have very obvious human dicks. ]

You act like a fox, but I'd imagine you'd look like a bear... either way not entirely human. But I know I could definitely beat you either way as a snake.